treesong:

Here’s Cecil Baldwin modeling my purse…because I left it at the signing booth…because I had just met Cecil Baldwin…

treesong:

Here’s Cecil Baldwin modeling my purse…because I left it at the signing booth…because I had just met Cecil Baldwin…

VIA realhousewivesofnightvale / SOURCE treesong
kiseki-no-sedai-team:

Anime Biglobe recently made a poll for Japanese Gay Male Otaku. The question is as follows:
If you have to choose a MALE ANIME CHARACTER to become your LOVER, who will you become gay for?
And the result is as shown above. I guess they really are something, huh? xDD
Source: Anime Biglobe

kiseki-no-sedai-team:

Anime Biglobe recently made a poll for Japanese Gay Male Otaku. The question is as follows:

If you have to choose a MALE ANIME CHARACTER to become your LOVER, who will you become gay for?

And the result is as shown above. I guess they really are something, huh? xDD

Source: Anime Biglobe

VIA raptorbunny / SOURCE kiseki-no-sedai-team
scorpio-am:

Carlos no

#it’s gonna get a little lonely in that desert

scorpio-am:

Carlos no

#it’s gonna get a little lonely in that desert

VIA realhousewivesofnightvale / SOURCE scorpio-am

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

lychgate:

chucknraleigh:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room

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he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty

VIA bloodmages-and-griffins / SOURCE ryeisenberg

angelshawke:

"I tried to get a table for… for just one, of course."

VIA sexybaldwin / SOURCE angelshawke

huffingtonpost:

Mindy went on to say, “I’m afraid a couple of you are probably evil — that’s just the odds.” So watch the full Harvard Law School commencement speech here. 

VIA baebl / SOURCE huffingtonpost
senilesnake:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

Nyo-Ho~!

senilesnake:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

Nyo-Ho~!

VIA giiorno / SOURCE stijnen

previouslygillany:

and then i realized

my life revolves around people that don’t exist

VIA nooowestayandgetcaught / SOURCE previouslygillany

makos-lightningrod:

OK, KORRA HAIR DOWN EPISODE 8 EDITION. CAN I ALSO GET A HALLELUJAH FOR KORRA FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH FIRE AND PERF HAIR LIKE SOME BADASS EMPRESS AWOKEN FROM HER SLUMBER

VIA dirk-tho / SOURCE makos-lightningrod
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